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6.As soon as I got on the subway, I smelled the smell of leek buns. I sat down and looked at the man eating leek buns with murderous eyes. The man seemed to feel something was wrong, put the buns away, turned around and said to me, "Brother, I don't want to eat buns anymore. Can you put on your shoes? Let's take a step back..."
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9. I have a younger sister who runs an online store. One time, I asked her out for dinner, and then we chatted in the taxi. I said: "I haven't been out for several days." She replied: "Me too, I lie in bed every day, sleep in bed, eat in bed, do business in bed... At that time, the driver asked where I worked!
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